Artisan Explorer Gifts

"It's not even artisanal."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Kid doing cave paintings

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Farmer's Market.

Odd Mortarboards.

Luthier

About the potter.

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'