Artifact Explorer Gifts

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Baby Playing Violin

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Timpani.

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Robot Painter

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

A man uses a PC with a brain.

Robot Office Tasks

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

'Invasion of privacy.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Snake with headphones.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Haunted museum

Robo Sapiens

Artificial Intelligence

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."