Digital Art Explorer Gifts

"Girl, remove the signatures and all those cartoons are lowkey the same." "Bruh."

"Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling."

"Monsieur Monet's approach has become a tad too modern I fear"

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Evolution.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Geek fairies

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games