Digital Art Admirer Gifts

Projection

'Well to be quite frank, I'm disappointed.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Kultural K9's.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

I painted them all from memory.

Surreal ale

Phoenix

Joe Biden

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"What did Jesus order?"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Move, Gary."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.