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My Latest N.F.T.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Evolution.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Geek fairies

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"He's an abstract artist."

Robot Painter

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Art Gallery.

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I read 'Art News.'"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

The Escape Key