Digital Age Explorer Gifts

'I'm very busy right now. I'll post your annual review on my blog this evening.'

"Sorry, I was so busy thinking of what I was going to say that I didn't listen to what you said..."

'Just remember, Facebook is not a book.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Which key did you press to get in there?

"No, the answer to the word problem isn't 'Google it.'"

"These online newspapers are hell on the teeth!"

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Three Wise Men Using Sat Nav

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

AI achieves self awareness.

'I'm too busy son - go and ask your search engine.'

'New technology has transformed our lives - we don't know how anything works anymore.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

Journalism RIP

"Are you deaf? I've been tweeting you for ten minutes!"

"Let me go into another room. The smart appliances are listening."

A dog is embarrassed by his actions when recorded on his owner's mobile phone.

'I used to be a guru but I needed a real job so now I'm a WEBMASTER!'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Your lessons on crypto and NFT's. . . priceless!"

"No, he's not crying for his bottle. That's his, 'I want a new phone' cry."

Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.

"There's nothing t be afraid of. I'm sure there's Wi-Fi under your bed."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"If it were today"

"What do you think - is this a one-shot, or will information technology now go on and on."

At the modern antenatal class.

High tech restroom.

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"One hears that it has a digital crown?"

"All this tweeting is making my mouth water."