Digital Age Reader Gifts

Two Generations of Readers

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Gen-Next Library

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'E-books?'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Large print e-book.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Modern Life Blues

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

Modern Portrait Gallery

Print Suicide

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'