Digital Age Adapter Gifts

"Hey - Craig - we must do email sometime."

"The times – They have a changed."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Two Generations of Readers

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Busking during a pandemic

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Buy my data $20"

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

'Data, data everywhere!'

His Master's Data.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.