Digital Age Adapter Pillows

"Hey - Craig - we must do email sometime."

"The times – They have a changed."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Two Generations of Readers

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Modern Life Blues

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Statue of liberty selfie

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

Busking during a pandemic

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'Data, data everywhere!'

His Master's Data.