Digital Adapter Pillows

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Busking during a pandemic

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Gen-Next Library

'Bring out yer books!'

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Fishing and new technologies

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Print Suicide

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"The times – They have a changed."

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

Quite literary.

"Great, but where are all the books?"

Returning to reading

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

Username/Password

"Click on 'new book smell'."

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."