Digital Connecter Pillows

'You say you have people skills yet you have only two Facebook friends. I find that troubling.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Networking

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Aluminium Henge

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."