Digital Connecter Gifts

'You say you have people skills yet you have only two Facebook friends. I find that troubling.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Networking

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Aluminium Henge

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."