Digitally Connected Gifts

"OMG! I just got born!"

'Without my laptop, my cell phone, my beeper and my Blackberry, I wouldn't have time for a life.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Text Culture

WiFi Signals

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Bird Tweet.

Obsession with the Internet.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

The Modern Novel.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Now you can send it."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

The modern generation!

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"