Digital Networking Gifts

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

Go team!

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

I'm a self-made man!

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'