Digital Networking Gifts

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"The only time I feel a true sense of peace is when I post all this on social media."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Go team!

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

I'm a self-made man!

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."