Digital Networker Gifts

'Well what do you know---opportunity no longer knocks, she Twitters'

"The boss hates our proposal, but on a positive note, he gave me a Facebook 'like' on my cheesy pesto bread!"

'I'm sorry, but you haven't got the job.'

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"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

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Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"He's networking again!"

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

"Sorry darling, you can't go for a kill tonight. It's census night, it would mess up the data!"

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'Your resume says you are an S.O.B. tell me more about that.'

"Let's not politicize how screwed we are."

"Get names!"

Did you get my "friend request"?

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

'20,231 Google Citations...Therefore I am.' Descartes in the computer age.

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

Absent Friends Reunited.

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

'I hate networking.'