Online Networker Gifts

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."

"Real people are clearly overrated."

'Cruel and unusual punishment?' 'Sorry, solitary confinement means no social networking either.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"As a child I had imaginary friends. Today I have friends on facebook!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

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Networking

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

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"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

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'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"I still maintain an online presence."

We met online.

Man-mobile

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"He's networking again!"

Myspace then and now.

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."