Online Networking Aficionado Gifts

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Primordial Schmooze