Online Networking Aficionado Gifts

"We are going to un-friend you on facebook, you see if we don't!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Primordial Schmooze

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

I e-bay t-shirt.