Social Network Aficionado Gifts

'I see by your resume that you've been my loyal twitter follower.'

'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Digital Fomo!

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Twister:Rural Social Networking

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

How logos change over time.