Social Media Afficionado Gifts

"I posted dozens of cat pictures on social media to meet women. Then one dated me and ran off with my cat."

"Look at my cat! Look at my food! Here are some pictures of me looking cool!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

How logos change over time.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

The Thinker?

Selfie World

Modern Life Blues

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

They get into debt so fast these days...

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

OMG.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.