Media Aficionado Gifts

THE NIGHTLY NEWS, 1959, 2009 'What happened here?', 'How do you FEEL about what happened here?'

Trevor Mcdonald

Huw Edwards.

Audiovisual law

"That's Craig, my mocumentarist."

"Yeah, it's nice. But you just know next year they'll introduce a bigger one."

Ladies, Gents, Tabloid Journalists

I'm a multi media person...I watch everything.

The Sword and the Rupert Stone

"Congratulations! It's publicity..."

Man enters room with giant envelope, saying: 'Hey, check out the new flat-screen TV.'

Fish & chips in newspaper of the year.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"It used to be the kids, but now it's the politicians giving me gray hairs!"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Darling, when I'm with you I'm with you, but right now I'm with Louis Rukeyser."

"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"They grow up so fast."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Television Readers.

Oligarchy

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'