Magazine Aficionado Gifts

'This is heaven... of course you can continue your subscription to Playboy.'

Scented and Unscented Magazines

Shocking revelations

'Whose bright idea was it to put a kiosk in the hinterland?'

My Day - Cow Magazine

My Day - elevator magazine

"I really like Dr. Jenkins, but he sure doesn't update his magazines very often."

"I'm not sure. There's a lot of airbrush action going on...and that means they're trying to cover up surface flaws on the body."

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

'Now, Dear. You know I get it mainly for the articles.'

Narcissus enjoying cover of magazine.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"Oh, good, I can finish the article I started last year!"

'Sorry, pal -- all the business magazines went bankrupt.'

The grave of Punch magazine.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"Perhaps you read about it in National Geographic?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Newspapers on the Commute

Viking explorer Leif Erikson sits on a rock reading a magazine called "LEIF".

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Treasure Island Book.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

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