Blog Aficionado Gifts

'Quit fooling with that stupid blog and do some REAL writing!'

"How did work go today? Read my blog."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'Why Johnny can't blog' book

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Oligarchy

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Man Reading Laptop.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Joe Biden

Hang in There Democracy!

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

Hillary Clinton and American politics.