Blog Enthusiast Gifts

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"How did it go? Read my blog."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

Meet the Blogger 1-3 PM

French Club - Bloggez Vous Francais?

'His bark is worse than his blog.'

Buster's Blog.

'I haven't had so much as a hug since she took up blogging.'

Read My Blog

'I'm retiring from politics to spend more time on my blog.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"They grow up so fast."

21st century water cooler conversations.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Meet the Enemy

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Digital Fomo!

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?