Blog Post Enthusiast Gifts

Sponge Blog

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Scarcity

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Editor.

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Max Weber

"The narrative seems contrived."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

The power of the blog.

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Fine Print Letters

"We need a better distribution system."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

Publisher: 'Do we need more books?'

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

"If you want to know how my day went, read my blog."

"Mrs. Carstairs will read her blog of the last meeting."