Magazine Aficionado T-Shirts

'This is heaven... of course you can continue your subscription to Playboy.'

Scented and Unscented Magazines

Shocking revelations

'Whose bright idea was it to put a kiosk in the hinterland?'

My Day - Cow Magazine

My Day - elevator magazine

"I really like Dr. Jenkins, but he sure doesn't update his magazines very often."

Anna Wintour

"I'm not sure. There's a lot of airbrush action going on...and that means they're trying to cover up surface flaws on the body."

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

'Now, Dear. You know I get it mainly for the articles.'

Narcissus enjoying cover of magazine.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"Oh, good, I can finish the article I started last year!"

'Sorry, pal -- all the business magazines went bankrupt.'

The grave of Punch magazine.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"Perhaps you read about it in National Geographic?"

Al, why is Julius wearing a beret? He must have seen it on the cover of "GQ"

"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Newspapers on the Commute

Viking explorer Leif Erikson sits on a rock reading a magazine called "LEIF".

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'