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Best selling books, 'Sorry, sold out!'

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

Caution Oversized Books

Louisa May Alcott

'He's hard at work writing the great American prequel to a sequel.'

"Let's face it: we writers are a pretty creepy lot."

Walter Scott

Rudyard Kipling

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

John Masefield.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Thomas Love Peacock

Tess of the Dirigibles

Emile Zola

Treasure Island Book.

Edgar Poe

Samuel Beckett

Anthony Burgess

It's import to encourage reading as a habit.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Fyodor Dostoevsky

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

'Literary sidelight: the day Kipling tried to be Kafkaesque'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Fyodor Sologub

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

Trilby - 'Pauvre Trilby'

Barnaby is enrolled

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

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"Would you pass me that Murakami novel and my kibble?"

Kate Atkinson

A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".

The Scarlet Letter

"I'm tired of people who write first novels."