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Ghostbusters trapping superhero

Captain Pointy No.56 - Banned from nudist camps

"We already gave at the office."

"I don't get it. We use condoms!"

Religious Fanatics Are Dangerous!

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."

"I'm your fairy god-padrino."

'Here - let me do it!'

'I understand all of the cartoons in the New Yorker.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Expulsion with Goody Bags

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."

Did you clear all the homeless people out of the alley, minion? You were serious? They're people, not leaves. I can't just sweep them all away, boss. Housing is getting unaffordable. It's not their fault. Hmm

I always suspected the Clippers owner Donald Sterling was a racist. I used to be a sportscaster. I covered the Clippers for a while. Played chess with him after the game once. I opened by moving the black pawn to C5. Oh, no. Don

You're like a son to me, Rudy. Really? Yes. You're an excellent babbler. When I look into your eyes, I can see the first stirrings of intelligence

"This stuff is virtually useless against nukes."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Apples, Oranges and Lemmons

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Billy. The Kid.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"