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The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Superheroes take a selfie

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

The Pink Bantha

Introducing...Anagraman.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

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'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."