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The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Superheroes take a selfie

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'