Comics Enthusiast Gifts

I rarely do this after only one interview, but you seem like a perfect fit for our company... Bruce Banner, welcome aboard.

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

Answer Rat... my first election.

Be careful what you wish for: you never quite know who might be watching...

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

...Get away from that so-called maid or things won't be so merry back home!

'I never said that. You always exaggerate.'

'Didn't I tell you to be home by half-past April?'

London bombings - British resolve.

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

Winter 2008.

Robert Crumb

"Please don't blow it out, I've just invented it."

Boris Johnson

"Welcome to the class of 2020. Here's a lists of things you cannot say, do or watch, in case they offend someone you've never met."

"Great! I'll take it. Don't bother to wrap it, I'll wear it home!"

Super Hero Vaccines

"Thanks, kid, but I don't need a trusty sidekick."

Mort, you haven't dealt with your anger over Sadie's infidelity. Tell her how you feel. Okay. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. You're a harlot and a tramp. Whatever. Mort, get some heart into it. Use your bullhorn. Harlot!!! Jerk!!! Good, feel the bitter recrimination.

Superhero Eye Test

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

I'm looking for a guy who's willing to take things to the next level: the Sunday funnies. ! !

Want to go out sometime? Have you heard of the Bechdel Test? It goes like this: You know there's gender bias in fiction if you see at least two women talking, and what they're talking about is men. This conversation totally fails the Bechdel Test, so I want no part of it. But I'm not a woman. There is absolutely no way I will ever let you prove that to me.

Pass the funnies. Do you mean the comics or the campaign news?

You got a phone call from who? From a "Mrs. Click-Whistle-Chirp." She's a dolphin. She wanted us to know that all the sea creatures and all the land mammals have banded together … to demand that we not elect Donald Trump. They haven't felt this compelled to speak to us since they convinced Noah to build that ark. I guess there are two sides to every story. They'd also like us to know "Flipper" and "Gentle Ben" were stereotyped.

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

'Martha Stewart thought she had complete blanket coverage, oops!' [Obscured speech: 'It's a good thing.']

I'm very comfortable in my own skin --- It's not too snug.

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "The other day, my grandpa tried driving to the corner store but got lost and ended up at the beach, six states away." "How do I get him to realize it's time to stop driving without hurting his feelings?" "Excellent question." "It reminds me of the time in 1863 when Grandpappy Cohen accidentally led a caravan of zoo-bound pelicans onto a field in Gettysburg." "One particularly panicky pelican escaped and distracted General Lee, and the rest is

I'd have more confidence in trickle-down economics if I could see the flow chart.

"Which one's yours?"

'They accepted the Commandments, but they're already taking them out of context.'

Best Cartoons From Abroad 'Were they all drawn by the same woman?'