Comic Book Aficionado Gifts

Zeus reading book titled 'Omnipotent Beings Who Do Too Much.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

Batman and Reuben

Gladstone's Second Irish Land Act - an Attempt to Woo Hibernia Away from Land League Terrorism

The Silver Turfer.

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

"Doctor, the new x-ray equipment is here."

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

'Well, yes, Jennifer -- I suppose Samson WAS sort of like Wolverine.'

'Gentlemen, I propose we send the neutrinos on a speed awareness course.'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'What are you looking at! Super Heros get thirsty too y'know.'

Bar. During cold and fly season, I switch to hand sanitizer.

"Sir, would you mind coming with me?!"

First Responders Comic

Unemployed superheroes.

The Neanderthals have invented something they call "talk radio."

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

The Adventures of

Sadie, spare me. You can't make a credible case that technology is evil because rogue operators use it for hacking. Sure I can. Computers have created a culture of surveillance. police watch us, government watches us, newspapers watch us. We watch each other. Before computers, if I wanted to spy on someone, I had to hide in the bushes or under a table where they were sitting, or sleep under your bed. I can't believe you still read comic books before you go to sleep. Archie works on a lot of leve

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Slow Night

"Just a temp, Commissioner. Robin's feeling under the weather."

Super Book

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

"It's easy. Step on the ledge and jump."

"I was hoping to be rescued by a Marvel superhero."

"Still not batman."

Gag - a graphic novel

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"