Comic Enthusiast Gifts

7 Dwarves of Menopause.

This is your brain on cartoons

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"Sell all my stocks and buy lots of old comic books instead!"

"These voices inside your head -- do they ever tell you to pay your bill?"

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'M.R.S.A'

'I find my weight is fine for my height.' (Hippo on stilts).

'He's been kind enough to stand in for us, until we can afford a new x-ray machine.'

She vowed to put an end to overdue books and unpaid fines. It was the right thing to do ? even used a silencer.

Pins on waiting room seats - "Its helped us cut unnecesseary visits by over 23%"

"What do you recommend for greenhouse gas?"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

New windmills to fight?

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

'Without a green card, many super heroes from distant planets end up fighting grime.'

'Do you remember when I was your trophy wife and you were a stud?'

'It may not be a perfect wheel, but it's a state of the art wheel.'

'We may need to remove your spleen because it might not be doing whatever it is the spleen does.'

'Funniest Credit Applications'

April 1 (April fools' day)

Conan the librarian.

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

"I told you it was a sellers' market."

"What do you mean, you don't want any!"

"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."

Ear Doctor - "NEXT!!"

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

Living down a criminal record.

'You are allergic to strawberries, caffeine and bad air. You must avoid these substances and find another planet to live on.'

"You call this 'death with dignity'?"