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is it an emergency?

'Are you alright? You seem tense...'

End Is Near

Fairy tales in pandemic time

My client is suing you for growing the straw that broke her back.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

Spring Cleaning

We're trying for a broader demographic.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"I hate having to wash my smalls."

How Is Your Pain Today?

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

Girl looking at a series of books about Katie, the last one about 'Why Katie got an ASBO'.

'Think of us as a kind of stop smoking clinic. We can unequivocally guarantee it'll be your last cigarette.'

Filing for Divorce.

'We've lashed the first mate to the wheel, sir. I know it's not rough, he just likes it...'

Lord of the Manor.

Psychofarm

"Why didn't you tell me before you were a strict vegetarian?"

First Day in New York

'...All the animals in the jungle are now on the list of endangered species '

'Jump!' Kangaroos calling down a kangaroo from a ledge.

'You'll like this new dog food Gus. It's homework flavour.'

"You failed the dam entrance exam?"

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

'Don't pay attention to him, it's just Atheist Spoon.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

"With the first pick in the draft, for the two hundre thousandth year in a row, Mother Nature selects...homo sapiens!"

'What colour is it?'

'But, sir, this isn't a deserted island, it's merely an undeveloped isthmus.'

Overcrowded Schools: Three Proposals.

Information/Rhetorical Questions.