Comic Book Enthusiast Gifts

'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

Superhero urinates.

A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Ahhhh."

'You need to walk more.'

'I became a superhero to do something less challenging. I had wanted to be a doctor.'

"Ethics? It's that little comic book on the end there."

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

The End is Near.

Incredible Hunker

'No Batguy, it wasn't your arch nemesis who dumped toxic chemicals into the city's water supply, it was another deregulated mega-corporation.'

"Do you have any references?"

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"When I said I wanted you to champion our health and safety campaign I was thinking more of you designing new pamphlets."

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

"At home with a superhero!"

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

'The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card.'

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"I don't think we should always be waiting for Butterfly-Man."

Introducing...Superegoman!

Anger Management.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Mr. Low Self-Esteem Man

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Boy uses a mask in detention so he can read a comic.

Superheroes: 'Will work for Air Miles.'

'Sorry, but I feel you're using your image as a cover for lack of true self!'

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

'So we meet again, Swatter-man!'

Wonder woman as an old person.

'Do you have any picture books? I don't do reading.'