Comic Book Enthusiast Mugs

'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.

Superhero urinates.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Ahhhh."

'You need to walk more.'

'I became a superhero to do something less challenging. I had wanted to be a doctor.'

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"Do you have any references?"

'No Batguy, it wasn't your arch nemesis who dumped toxic chemicals into the city's water supply, it was another deregulated mega-corporation.'

Incredible Hunker

"When I said I wanted you to champion our health and safety campaign I was thinking more of you designing new pamphlets."

"At home with a superhero!"

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

'The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card.'

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

Introducing...Superegoman!

Mr. Low Self-Esteem Man

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Sorry, but I feel you're using your image as a cover for lack of true self!'

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."

Superhero Inaction Figure

'Do you have any picture books? I don't do reading.'

'So we meet again, Swatter-man!'

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

Chicken Man.

Wonder woman as an old person.

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Superheroes: 'Will work for Air Miles.'

"You're going to need a pair of bifocals, and a pair of x-ray specs."