Comic Book Enthusiasts Gifts

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

Conservative approach superheroes

The Pay Phone

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Pretty Good Man

An old lady tries to flatten Spiderman with a fly swatter

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 17

'You never see phone booths anymore.'

'Has it occurred to you you might be suffering from negative self image?'

'Nobody fights evil anymore.'

Captain Pointy No.47 - Life raft pants

"My superpower is that I'm a vegan and never mention it to anyone."

Batman's first Bat Mobile

Mothers' Day

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

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"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Super Heroes.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions