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"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

Conservative approach superheroes

The Pay Phone

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'You never see phone booths anymore.'

'Has it occurred to you you might be suffering from negative self image?'

'Nobody fights evil anymore.'

Captain Pointy No.47 - Life raft pants

"My superpower is that I'm a vegan and never mention it to anyone."

Mothers' Day

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Are we there yet?'

Super hero dog.