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Why Superman flies himself

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

Not cosplay, Mr. Jenkins, copay. I asked if you had a copay. Check out.

'I only promised to marry him because he said he was rich - Then I found out that was just his name!'

'Thank Heavens, we're saved!'

Captain Pointy No.61 - My God the fancy dress bomb has worked

'God wants to see you.'

"Is that a letter to Santa?! Aren't you a little old for that kinda thing?"

Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to dogs.

"Big deal, Herb. So you have the power to fly, get over yourself!"

"Well, let's give it a shot. . . I hear it's a sanctuary city."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Suffering from Cooties?

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Super Heroes.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."