Comic Books Fan Gifts

Yeah, my first time too.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Grace For Flies

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Look! No hands!"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Superheroes take a selfie

Early photobombing

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Fish hunting for men.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

The prying mantis,

Super Heroes.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Bless You."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Suffering from Cooties?

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions