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"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "The other day, my grandpa tried driving to the corner store but got lost and ended up at the beach, six states away." "How do I get him to realize it's time to stop driving without hurting his feelings?" "Excellent question." "It reminds me of the time in 1863 when Grandpappy Cohen accidentally led a caravan of zoo-bound pelicans onto a field in Gettysburg." "One particularly panicky pelican escaped and distracted General Lee, and the rest is