Comics Gifts

Optimist/Pessimist/Me

'Run! 73 million baby boomers are about to retire!'

"You never think it's going to happen to you."

"Hold that thought. I have to go take a number five."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Health and safety nightmare.

'S**t!'

Iced drink antidote

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

This is your brain on cartoons

"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"I wonder whazt kind of super powers he possesses?"

7 Dwarves of Midlife.

'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

New, Improved Cat

"I'm afraid you have a yeast infection."

"Leave it, it's probably some human."

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

No Action Comics

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"Artie, they took my bowl."

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

'You're grounded.'

"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."

"Harriet? You'll never guess who's here!"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"Hello, is this Miss Davis, the nursery-school teacher? This is an obscene phone call, Miss Davis. Ca-ca, poo-poo, tushy, boom-boom..."

Tarzan & Jane Take Up Square Dancing

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

"Angina, I've already had that. Can't I have something else?"

The Mostly Invisible Man