Comic Books Gifts

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

Concern had been expressed over some practitioners of 'laser eye surgery'.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'I became a superhero to do something less challenging. I had wanted to be a doctor.'

Work life balance - "Tonight we're going to read about how Spiderman got the firms quarterly VAT returns in on time."

'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

'I appreciate the concept of universal health care, but there are limits.'

"Well, how convenient."

'No Batguy, it wasn't your arch nemesis who dumped toxic chemicals into the city's water supply, it was another deregulated mega-corporation.'

'We're saved! Maggie Thatcher has come out of retirement.'

'The nurse will return your pants as soon as you pay your bill.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Anger Management.

'Your gun is shooting a little high there, Hank.'

"And I being of sound find authorise that my entire stock of kryptonite be distributed amongst the citizens of Planet Zug.."

"They're expelling Drew from camp for hiding his face from the security cameras."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

'Mr Human Spider? I'm from Health & Safety. May I have a word...?'

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Politically Correct Super Heroes.

The Adventures Of Normalman

CITY CLINIC, 'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

Batman and Robin

"He's been taking anabolic steroids."

Tattoos & super powers removed

''The meek'? -- I meant for the geeks to inherit the Earth.'

Fish's Revenge

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

How do they know me so well?

Screw You Buddy

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."