Comics Reading Gifts

'I'm responsible for turning milk into moldy cheese!'

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Ahhh...'

"We only got six days of funding."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Billy. The Kid.

'Fetch.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.