Comic Book Reader Gifts

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Round two: The champ fights off self-loathing and regret, while the challenger wrestles with self-doubt and insecurity.

'That was the worst paradigm shift EVER!'

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

'1805 - aboard HMS. Victory - Captain Hardy falls for the old "no tongues" promise.

Superhero is Over The Hill

Cheetah in a jungle.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A man is excited for capturing a toy from a skill crane while at the same time is being robbed of his wallet by a miniature man using a crane to steal it from him.

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

James Bond as a kid.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The Finer Point of Spiderdom Were Lost on Jacques.

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

'Oh, no! - Now the moderates are getting militant!'

'Isn't that a T-shirt cannon?'

Invisible Man

"So they thwarted your super powers by throwing a ball and shouting 'fetch'."

Tattoos & Super Powers Removed

"Tip No. 1 in this here book says...'Gang members can be identified by their colorful use of graffiti-style lettering.'"

The Wicked Witch goes pet shopping.

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

The Four Hoarse Men of the Apocalypse

007's Dating Mishaps

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Skeleton rises from grave to take selfie

It's definitely puzzling

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

The Adventures of Obamaman

"Come on - let me guess again."

Time Machine Collision

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I'm fifty years old, Susan."

Zombie teacher.