Comics Reader Gifts

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Fetch.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

X-ray Psychology.

The Salmon Run

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Time Machine Collision

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

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