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"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Time Machine Collision

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

X-ray Psychology.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

The Salmon Run

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'