Comic Literature Gifts

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

International Women's Day

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"We only got six days of funding."

'Ahhh...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Fetch.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.