Comic Book Collection Gifts

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

Angry pensioner

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cariactures

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"You've changed."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Super Dog'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."