Comic Book Collecting Gifts

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"You've changed."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Bears catching fish

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Super Dog'