Collecting Comic Art Gifts

Exam Questions Foretold

'We've got to pull off its wings, and Arnold is the best pull-off-its-wings consultant in the world!'

World Global Cult.

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

"No change, but I think I found a mess of fingers."

Bugsy's last words.

'Same-old, same-old, Lew, so anything new with you?'

"It's a period property"

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"Mafia Lite: 'And you know what happens to people who don't please us? They swim with the dolphins...'"

'No, frankly, it doesn't help to soften the blow.'

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

'Oh,look George-Mother's sleeping like a baby!'

"Overcoming your fear of running out of toilet paper is real progress."

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"They help with my e-cig habit."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cariactures

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."